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Good Morning UES, sorry for being away for so long but don’t you worry my loves bitch is back and I am ready to spill my beans on everything that’s happened this summer so far. Stay active my loves because it might be you who I’am targeting for…

You know you love me,

Xoxo Gossip Girl.

CJ and Cara’s adventure 

Good Night UES’ers, long time no see huh? Well, as many of you have not been sending tips in I decided to do some researching  of my own and as always I’ve found something that will leave you wanting to know more… As many of you know, CJ and Cara went for a little adventure to Japan to look for their father who has been long gone for some time now; & believe it or not they have now officially found him! Oh boy where do I start? I have to say I do feel pity for these two, they have a very messed up and shitty family. When Cara and CJ saw their father he simply greeted them for like a minute or so and then said he had to leave because he had a “meeting.” After that, Cara remembered how she used to get everything when she was younger therefore, she did her usual tantrum where she begged and sobbed to her father so that he would reschedule his meeting. Her father told her she was acting like a little kid and that he couldn’t reschedule but that he was willing to spend some time with them the day after. When her father told Cara that she was acting like a little girl Cara felt ashamed and simply screamed “I’am not a little girl.” When Carter left Cara started sobbing like she never had before. When CJ saw how upset Cara was he went to catch Carters limo and told him he was a very shitty father. Afterwards, Cara cheered CJ up and they both went to get really drunk, in fact they mentioned they hadn’t been so drunk since Cara was 16 or so. Somewhere around midnight Cara and CJ arrived at Carters place. CJ fell asleep right away and the next morning Cara woke up and went directly to the bathroom and  threw up. During breakfast, Carter gave Cara a lesson about how little she had changed and that she was still very irresponsible. Cara got really pissed because he didn’t know how much Cara did change since he was gone. After CJ told Carter to speak to Cara, they had a little chat and decided to take a tour through the city.

You see my loves, you may think I’ve been away but I’am always watching your every step and trust me, more is yet to come. So stay tuned because it may be YOU who I’am talking about next.

You know you love me,

Xoxo, Gossip Girl.

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Audrey Bass: School's Out For Summer | Audrey & Nolan 

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Today the rain was coming down like cats and dogs, but that didn’t stop Audrey from having a smile spread across her face. This day marked the end of her junior year finals, which of course she aced with the help of Dorota, her tutors, her mother, her father, AND her boyfriend. She was wearing her…

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Audrey Bass: School's Out For Summer | Audrey & Nolan 

askaudreybass:

Today the rain was coming down like cats and dogs, but that didn’t stop Audrey from having a smile spread across her face. This day marked the end of her junior year finals, which of course she aced with the help of Dorota, her tutors, her mother, her father, AND her boyfriend. She was wearing her…

Posted 1 year ago
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Spotted:

G Sparks and Nolan Archibald spending coffee together. I wonder what this bitch is up to now.

You knw you love me,

Xoxo, Gossip Girl.

Posted 1 year ago
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Mysterious Blondie 

Spotted:

Sage Spence and Gemma Perelman strolling through Central Park with the “Mysterious Plus 1” . I have to say this blondie does have the looks of G, yet I doubt they’re family. But who knows perhaps she’s a long lost cousin or twin sister. Dig up my loves, because I’am guessing this treasure is about to be revealed.

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You know you love me,

Xoxo, Gossip GIrl 

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Oh lord. Who knew Queen Audrey Bass would ever loose her dignity and risk going outside in such rags. Oh well I guess that’s what pregnancy does to people yet I though A was different.

Can’t wait to see how she’ll be looking once the twins are born.

Xoxo,

Gossip Girl.

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Mysterious “Plus one.” 

Spotted: Nick and Gemma strolling through Manhattan with a “plus one.” I wonder who this plus one might be.

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Dig up UES’ers because I’am looking for some dirt and something tells me that this dirt will be very fertile.


You know you love me,

Xoxo Gossip Girl.

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Van-der-woodsen call for drama! 

This just in: The Van der Woodsen family meeting. My oh my. What is Lily up to now? Apparently Lily is planning a huge family meeting today at 1:00 p.m where each and every “Van der woodsen”  family member is invited. Eleanor, Chuck, Henry Bass, Audrey Bass and Nolan Archibald are invited too. Apparently there will be food, music, and a dance after it. My guesses are Lily is announcing a big news, good news apparently. Boys and girls, I have to admit that I’am really looking forward to this family meeting. Why? Because between you and me, I believe this crazy messed up family can’t stand a full meeting without a single discussion; I wonder what it’ll be this time.

Good luck my loves

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You know you love me,

Xoxo Gossip Girl

Spotted: A mysterious girl staring out the windows of the Perelman residence. Who could it be I wonder… 

Spotted: A mysterious girl staring out the windows of the Perelman residence. Who could it be I wonder… 

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Throwback Thursday: Naughty Naughty. I just received footage of little Gemma breaking a book and looking shocked. Then she walks away, does this not seem that things haven’t changed? Only with people and situations. When something seems broken in Gemma’s life, she gets shocked for a quick second to then walking along with life acting like nothing ever went wrong. We all see what you’re doing Gemma with Nick. Let’s just sweep the problem under the rug, why don’t we?
You know you love me.
xoxo, Gossip Girl

Throwback Thursday: Naughty Naughty. I just received footage of little Gemma breaking a book and looking shocked. Then she walks away, does this not seem that things haven’t changed? Only with people and situations. When something seems broken in Gemma’s life, she gets shocked for a quick second to then walking along with life acting like nothing ever went wrong. We all see what you’re doing Gemma with Nick. Let’s just sweep the problem under the rug, why don’t we?

You know you love me.

xoxo, Gossip Girl

Feel free to send blasts/tips in.

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Xoxo Gossip Girl.


Oh poor Juliet, just when things were going so well with Nate another girl fell for him (Ivy Dickens). My sources say that Juliet had a mental breakdown last night just by the thought of her family being destroyed. Poor Juliet I always knew she had psycho issues. The most shocking thing of all to me, is that she has him right now and yet she’s still freaking out. She’s got the prize that’s on everyone’s eye. She shouldn’t be insecure, she should flaunt that he’s hers. But why would Ivy fall for Nate again? I guess she misses sleeping with Nate, and I’m pretty sure all of the other girls in Manhattan who had sex with Nate do too. How many were they again? Oh right I lost count at Little J; by the way, bad choice there Nate. I mean who could help falling for that boyish charm? There was Super Slut who wanted him more than anything, oh and Diana. I bet she’s back to get under his sheets one more time.You know you love me,Xoxo Gossip Girl. 

Oh poor Juliet, just when things were going so well with Nate another girl fell for him (Ivy Dickens). My sources say that Juliet had a mental breakdown last night just by the thought of her family being destroyed. Poor Juliet I always knew she had psycho issues. The most shocking thing of all to me, is that she has him right now and yet she’s still freaking out. She’s got the prize that’s on everyone’s eye. She shouldn’t be insecure, she should flaunt that he’s hers. But why would Ivy fall for Nate again? I guess she misses sleeping with Nate, and I’m pretty sure all of the other girls in Manhattan who had sex with Nate do too. How many were they again? Oh right I lost count at Little J; by the way, bad choice there Nate. I mean who could help falling for that boyish charm? There was Super Slut who wanted him more than anything, oh and Diana. I bet she’s back to get under his sheets one more time.

You know you love me,

Xoxo Gossip Girl. 

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The Beauty and a “In-Law” Beast 

Spotted: Blair Waldorf and Bart Bass “bonding”at some sort of formal party. I was pretty surprised that Blair actually had the guts to go behind Chucks’ back to talk with Bart. Or is she not going behind Chuck? I have to say Blair looks like she’s enjoying her chat with Bart; oh dear, I really hope it’s not a threat. My sources say Blair is up to one of her evil plans and I have nothing left to do but watch how Blair and Bart try to ruin one anothers life, because in my honest opinions these two kiddos haven’t changed one bit since Lonely boy’s years,  if you know what I mean. 

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You know you love me,

Xoxo, Gossip Girl.

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Spotted: Red carpet fashionista Serena Van der Woodsen wearing a Blair Waldorf original. What happened to her modeling for Sage? Is she trading in her SS glitz and glam for a BW empire? It’s been rumored that B. wanted to work with S., for her new evening gown line. But we all know that B. likes the spotlight to herself and we learned that when B. was just in high school and Eleanor chose S. over her own daughter. I didn’t think these two would ever want to mix friendship and business because we all know it’s only headed towards disaster and tears. I’m no Joan Rivers, but I would have to say that S. does this dress justice. Oh and Dan, you better watch your woman. I can’t see why any guy would take their eyes off of S., when she’s got a rocking body and the cleavage on that dress is enough to send the guys into cardiac arrest. I’m not saying S. and D. are having marital problems, I’m just saying one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Make sure you treat her right D.
You know you love me.
xoxo, Gossip Girl

Spotted: Red carpet fashionista Serena Van der Woodsen wearing a Blair Waldorf original. What happened to her modeling for Sage? Is she trading in her SS glitz and glam for a BW empire? It’s been rumored that B. wanted to work with S., for her new evening gown line. But we all know that B. likes the spotlight to herself and we learned that when B. was just in high school and Eleanor chose S. over her own daughter. I didn’t think these two would ever want to mix friendship and business because we all know it’s only headed towards disaster and tears. I’m no Joan Rivers, but I would have to say that S. does this dress justice. Oh and Dan, you better watch your woman. I can’t see why any guy would take their eyes off of S., when she’s got a rocking body and the cleavage on that dress is enough to send the guys into cardiac arrest. I’m not saying S. and D. are having marital problems, I’m just saying one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Make sure you treat her right D.

You know you love me.

xoxo, Gossip Girl

Posted 1 year ago
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